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Department OF
InTERnal DokKuMENTs
HERbY uNDeniABlyY
LiNKS fRENcH FRIES
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ThiS gUINeA PIG eaTS fRENcH FRIES and iTs nAME is aDOLPH HITLER
FrY eATinG (d)Evil MESSenGER

WeLL DokKuMENTed ConCLUsiOn: MURdERrs eAT fRENcH FRIES

dEAd BoDY aFTer (d)Evil EatING fRENch FRIES fROm MaCHINE

WeLL DokKuMENTed ConCLUsiOn: MURdERrs eAT fRENcH FRIES